Joke of the day

Akpos a houseboy ,who's usually alone at home,committs lots of atrocities! He wuld go 2d bar
&steal his oga's drink &fill it back up wit water. Soon d oga noticed &decided 2set a trap 4him.
He bot a drink dat changes colour wen u add water 2it(just like dettol). So one day,as usual,Akpos
steals d drink,added water,&d drink changed color. He knew he was bursted! Wen d oga returned,
Akpos was in d kitchen. "Akpos",d oga called,"Yes oga". "Who stole d drink in dis bottle?" No
response. D boss storms off 2d kitchen &asked,"Y is it dat u ansad wen i called ur name,bt kept mute
wen i asked u a question?" Akpos replies,"Oga,wen u de inside dis kitchen there are certain
questions u cant ansa". To prove himself right,he asks his oga to remain in d kitchen while he
goes out &asks a question. Akpos den calls out,"Oga". "Yes Akpos". "Who de enter d maid room wen
madam no de?" No response. D Oga came out of d kitchen. "Akpos u're right o,i didnt hear a word
in d kitchen". D wife said its not true, and so she goes in as well. "Madam". "Yes Akpos". "Who be
Junior real papa, na me abi na oga?". No response. When she came out she said to her husband,
"Honey dat kitchen needs to be fumigated,i couldnt hear a tin in it!"