Joke of the day

POEMS written by AKPOS and his WIFE to one
other

WIFE: I wrote your name on sand it got washed. I
wrote your name in air, it was blown away. Then I
wrote your name on my heart & I got Heart
Attack.

AKPOS: God saw me hungry, he created pizza.
He saw me thirsty, He created Pepsi. He saw me
in darkness, He created light. He saw me without
problems, He created YOU.


WIFE:.. Twinkle twinkle little star
You should know what you are. And once you
know what you are Mental hospital is not so far.

AKPOS: The rain makes all things beautiful. The
grass and flowers too. If rain makes all things
beautiful Why doesn't it rain on you..?

WIFE: Roses are red; Violets are blue. Monkeys
like u should be kept in ZOO. Don't feel so angry
you will find me there too Not in cage but
laughing at YOU

WHO KILLED IT?

The wife or the husband?