Joke of the day(ENGLISH BY MR AKPOS A PRIMARY SCHOOL TEACHER)

1. Don’t dare talk infront of my back

2. 1 2 3, both of you get out of my class!

3. Take 5cm wire of my length

4. All of you stand in a straight circle

5. Be quiet… the principal just passed away

6. Why are you looking at the monkeys outside
when I am here?


7. I have 3 daughters, they are all girls

8. Did you see me on the radio yesterday?

9. Everybody is entitles to 1 ball of kenkeyand1 ball of
fish

10. Stop making noise like empty sardinetins of milk

11. The son of the man is a boy

12. This is your permanent place,
sit herefor the mean time

13. Take the lead and follow me

14. I would rather kill myself than commit suicide.

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